Queen Grimhilde is a lady whom is less consumed of doing evil to others, but more of ensuring her place as the very best and most desirable. In fact, she had a somewhat poor upbringing, which she is most ashamed of and never discloses to anyone and when she was a young lady, she heard of the loss of the Queen in a far away land and decided to ‘become’ the queen herself, by presenting herself as a rich lady of the realm.

Prince Charmin is a most dashing and willing chap, who is all too familiar with the flaw in his name and is entirely bored of the jokes that come with it. He is perhaps a little too over enthusiastic for some (especially the queen!) and is somewhat a ‘jolly hockey sticks’ kind of character.

That said, he is very dashing, wonderfully good looking and is very present in any crowd and his confident character certainly appeal to Snow White.

Google is a somewhere between a very one dimensional character whom is (as the name suggests) a font of knowledge, although, equally as the name suggests, only as good as the queries that are applied to him/her. Google delivers his lines with the same dead pan/eerie style each and every time. For example, the ‘fairest of them all comment’ would be delivered with no emotion or consideration for how the user might receive the news.

Dame Dotty is our narrator. She is a completely bonkers character who is the palace maid and has a sideline cleaning the dwarf’s cottage. She is quite proper and is a most dominant character when on stage – she is like the office secretary who has been in the job for over 20 years and lost the plot on what her ‘actual job’ was years ago and generally likes to meddle and insists on being involved (completely inappropriately) in palace affairs.

King J is a most grand character and in love with his people, his kingdom and although he loves his wife, not in quite the same way as he loved his first wife.

He is most keen to please his people and is relatively prudent on how he spends his money (much to the annoyance of Queen G!).

He is also very interested in making sure that the history of the kingdom is noted at every opportunity and insists his cleric take such information down for his forthcoming book outlining the history.

Prepared to sing, dance and act throughout the show.

Stronger dancers - will feature throughout the show in a few more numbers than the Chorus.

A young man who asked to do a bit of work experience at the palace years ago and was since employed by the king as an advisor/administrator/cleric/assistant/whatever-the-king-sees-fit type chap. He is a most willing chap, but as a result of the Kings general incompetence and inconsideration, the queens demanding character and Dame Dotty’s relentless advances is always stressed to his wits end thinks daily about living life in a quiet, peaceful and faraway land.

Botchitt and Leggit are brothers who ran away from their city home as kids when they heard they were going to be spanked for a very bad school report!

Their dad owned a department store in the big city from where they originally came and they believe that they are destined for the same (despite not having nearly the same level of education or experience).

Comedy through and through, the pair have never actually grown up and find slapstick and other peoples misfortune incredibly funny.

A real motley crew of characters all of whom have their very own string characteristic, overall leading to a highly comical situation every time they appear.

They are comical both as individuals in their own right and also as a combined unit. Where they are all acting together, often there will be a level of complete chaos and an overall sense of bonkersness that yet somehow all seems to work like a well oiled machine.

Dwarfs: Gramps, Giggly, Dozy, Dippy, Jumpy, Brains, Brawn.