Lee is a chauvinistic pig. He is a Dr and he doesn't know how to treat a woman. He thinks they're only good for one thing and one thing only. He also refers to himself as Dr. Sexy, which he gets mocked about... a lot.

Johnny is a fun loving guy who owns a local gay bar, where he and his friends hang out. He is a little camp, but makes fun of it. He has had terrible luck with men in his life, but has finally met the man of his dreams. Or so he thinks.

Max is the guy who is looking for his one true love. He wears his heart on his sleeve and is unlucky as hell. Every girl is the one. He's a bit of a geek, and is normally the target for most of Lee's "jokes". Sometimes, Claire has more testosterone than him.

Claire is a feisty girl who loves to hang out with her boys. She is looked at as one of the guys and doesn't take crap from anyone. She is naturally beautiful, but just has terrible luck with guys.